Acquisition audit

Before I propose anything, I want to see the numbers.

I find out where your money is going and what it actually produces — not how many clicks you bought, but which of those enquiries became paid work and what it cost to get there. Almost no business knows that number.

$200 USD · one price, both languages

Credited in full against your first month if we decide to work together. It is not a cost — it is a deposit.

What you get

This is not an SEO audit. Free tools do those, and they tell you nothing about your money.

01

The path your money takes

From the ad to the enquiry, and from the enquiry to paid work. Exactly where the trail breaks — and it nearly always breaks in the same place.

02

Whether your tracking is telling the truth

I check whether Analytics and Ads are measuring what you think they measure. In my experience they usually are not, and it is the finding that stings: you have been making decisions on numbers that were not real.

03

Your real cost per booked job

Not per click, not per form submitted — per paid work. It is the only number that matters and almost nobody has it.

04

The leaks, named and priced

Forms that notify nobody, response times that cost you the sale, budget going to searches that never buy. Each one with what I estimate it costs you and where I got the figure.

05

A prioritised 30-day plan

Three actions, ordered by impact against effort. Three, not thirty — a forty-page document is what people who charge by weight deliver.

Who this is for, and who it is not

I would rather tell you no than charge you for something that will not help.

Worth it if

  • One customer is worth thousands, not tens
  • You already spend on ads and cannot say what they return
  • You get enquiries but cannot say which ones closed
  • Someone runs your ads and you do not understand their reports
  • You can give me access to your accounts

Not worth it if

  • You are not spending anything on acquisition yet
  • You want someone to press a button and be done
  • You want organic social management — I do not do that
  • You cannot or will not share account access
  • You are looking for the cheapest quote

How it works

Five business days from the moment I have access. Not before: without getting into the accounts there is no audit, only opinion.

1

You tell me what you sell

Fill in the form below. If I can see I am not going to help you, I say so there and then and nothing is charged.

2

We agree access, then you pay

I tell you exactly what I need to get into. Once that is settled I send the payment link — never before, because without access the audit cannot be done.

3

I work for five business days

Campaigns, tracking, forms, response times, and where every dollar lands.

4

You get the document, and I walk you through it

The written report plus a recording where I take you through it. Every figure carries its source: where it came from, what period, and what it does not include.

If I do not find a single leak worth more than you paid, you get the audit refunded in full.

Conditions, so it is serious in both directions

  1. I need the access we agreed on. Without getting into the accounts there is nothing to audit. If access does not arrive or arrives incomplete, the guarantee does not apply — and I tell you that before charging, not after.
  2. The guarantee is about the finding, not about taste. If the report documents a quantified leak, the guarantee is met — even if the recommendation does not convince you or you choose not to act on it. What is guaranteed is finding, not agreeing.
  3. Every finding carries its source. Method, period, and what it excludes. So there is nothing to argue from memory: the report itself says whether there is a finding.
  4. Seven calendar days from delivery to claim it. After that it is considered accepted.
  5. One per business.
  6. Refunds go back by the same payment method, within five business days.

Let's start

Tell me what you sell. I reply personally, not an autoresponder — and if I am not going to help you, I will say so.

Nothing is charged at this step. First we agree access and I check whether I can actually help; the payment link comes after.